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springer

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2011-02-08 7-38-02-

I'm so lucky I sent my brand new ipod back to apple because the battery wouldn't hold a charge. Shit. They send me an email saying, your ipod is fixed use this dispatch number in DHLs website to track it. No luck. "No shipments found" Apple. So hard to get a human being. Finally get tracking number. Delivery was attempted by DHL on SATURDAY (no note left). Um, the email I got from apple was on Sunday. Anyway, DHL. Will reship. Get phone . "Blood spilled on your package. Did our superviser you?" Um no. Okay. "Hazmat is checking the blood." Oh. Okay, well what are you going to do about it? I don't want a bloody package! "Oh, well the blood isn't our fault." Um, okay. Lady checks package to see how bad the blood spilled on mine. Comes back. "Actually all the packages were okayed on Monday for redelivery but yours never went out. We are checking the security cage but if it isn't there then it was stolen." So, someone probably walking around with a stolen ipod that was in a bloody package with the word "queer" written on the back. Fabulous.
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sternberg

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2011-02-10 16-39-09

ew. remind me never to touch your ipod. that's such fucking bullshit. let's go to the Apple store and throw hot coffee on all the employees in revenge.
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2011-02-10 20-40-21

well apparently it has been stolen so you won't have to touch the bloody ipod
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Erik

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2011-02-11 0-00-36-

I doubt someone stole a bloody ipod. it might still turn up. you know I'm optimistic.
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  • rucci

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    2011-02-12 12-06-52

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  • maxine

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    2011-02-12 22-40-06

    thnat was such an awesome story! no doubt, you are the only in the world that has happened to.
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    2011-02-20 1-35-18-

    but aren't you curious to know whose blood that is and how it got on your package? i find this story very interesting.
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    2011-03-09 10-42-35

    so is the package insured? is dhl gonna reimburse you?
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    2011-04-15 9-13-37-

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    2011-07-02 5-46-11-

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  • whitney

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    2011-07-04 14-10-45

    not only that, i'm almost positive that special insert ships via dhl.
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    2011-08-07 0-40-03-

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    2011-09-07 4-03-06-

    my former CIO was from DHL the lady was like a fucking mummy and made the worse business decisions ever. Moreover, she stole documents from DHL and didn't even bother to remove the threatening footnote to not distribute outside of DHL lest wants to be sued. pure douchebaggery
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    2011-11-04 22-44-40

    Heh. Douchebaggery. For some... ...reason I read that as debauchery. Wishful thinking I guess.
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    poll answer: blood source I think a myopic DHL worker on the rag mistook the iPod for a XXXL tampon.
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    2012-09-01 8-08-56-

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