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2015-06-16 4-21-45-

a funny story about my first anal this happened about x years ago... i was x, he was x... and i'd let him start playing around a little more, progressed to him using x fingers, but i still wouldn't let him use his cock. so we planned this special evening... i wore something from sex holiday 's secret... all i can remember is it was ridiculously priced and silk i need a girl for swinger club or other. after fooling around in the living room for a while, we were out on his back naughty mature ladies (hey, everyone needs a breather), playing with his dog, when we started play-chasing each other. i remember running into the house, and up the stairs towards his bedroom. i also remember diving onto his bed, and thinking "why am i still moving?" turns out, he'd gone and bought satin sheets that day, and made the bed fresh for our special evening. i flew off the other side of the bed so fast i hit my head on the wall and was knocked out. fast-foward x minutes later, woke up in the ER. the let me go a few hours after that (no concussions, no trauma), so it was back to his house to try again! this time we don't waste any time... and just get straight down to business. He fucked my pussy and fingered my ass for a little while... i was trying to relax. when he finally started pushing the head of his cock into my hole, it "popped" right in. i begged him to stay there, and he did... for a while. but then he started moving back and forth... OMG it hurt so fucking bad! so i started trying to pull away from him. it wasn't until i finally was able to pull myself completely off of him that i realized i'd shifted the whole way to the end of the bed, and fell... face first... off the bed. not only that, but the top of my head fell against the bed frame. resulting in another trip to the ER and x stitches. i guess some people might think that's a stupid story, but i was just thinking about it today... and it always makes me laugh.
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2015-07-08 15-40-47

and I thought my first time was bad... it pales in comparison. And that was hilarious!
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    Hilarious. sorry to hear about yourtrips to ER though. What a memorable night for you!
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